30
May
Big-ass hole
So I was digging a hole in the front yard to make a target for the potato bush that I was going to attempt to move (It didn’t work out because of the confined space it was planted in). Tami came out and said “That’s a big-ass hole.” I changed the emphasis slightly to “big ass-hole” and she realized that it sounded bad and started laughing. Then she tried to fix it, but came out with “that’s a giant asshole”. Oops, wrong word, more laughing! It all ended up with “Doug digs big ass holes.”