plan? heres yer plan. remember this: i am adrienne. i am izzy@7thsign. i am whore@deeptht. i am almond@aldebaran. i am exene@hades. i am izzy@tower. i am dumb_nick@hotmail. i am edie. i am edit. i am susan. i am izzy. i am ordie. i am Cute Stupid. i am the TRAMP. i am queen of the dorks. i am queen of the gimps. i am exene. i am eggplant. i am tumbleweed. i am lil lost faire gurl. i am a nut. an almond, to be precise. i am the second coming of annette funicello. ("and the third, and the fourth.." - wake Sun May 9 17:38:46 1993) im yer mom. remember this too: john doe is one of the sexiest men on earth. Warning: The views expressed herein are not neccessarily those of anyone who matters and are designed to confuse. Any likeness to real people, places, or things is possible. It's my parents fault. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The dainty young miss Adrienne Had herself four or five studly men. With a loud shout of glee "Anti-Celibacy!" Gained her four or five -newer- friends. - Michael Faulkner ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > From falcon Wed Oct 17 17:14:51 1990 "QUEEEEEEEEN TYPO!!!!! see her swing from tree to tree dropping characters out of place everywhere !!!!!" > From n8730029@unicorn.wwu.edu Tue Feb 20 14:59:55 1990 "desperately seeking susan..." > From banshee@ucscb.UCSC.EDU Wed Apr 28 01:29:26 1993 "You're not very fun to have meaningful email with! YOU'RE NO FUN AT ALL!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" > From will Thu Mar 7 17:23:02 1991 "Edie -- It must be her parents' fault." > Banshee Sun Jun 13 02:24:07 1993 "You attract ICK like molasses attracts flies..." > From andreas@hyperion.com Fri Sep 3 13:15:29 1993 "just being friends with you is a relief out of life" > From goo Sat May 7 14:07:39 1994 "Edie Doe does have a certain ring to it..." > From dhd Sat May 7 12:52:27 1994 "I pondered all of the text in both of your finger files, and came up with one question: - Why did you post other peoples' responses of you, instead of something written by you? - Somehow I feel that my life will not be complete without something written by Edie and personally blessed." > From tapeworm Sun May 8 14:36:34 1994 "when i type "finger edie@netcom.com" i get the ordieOverload plan." > From laser@cats.ucsc.edu Tue Aug 2 09:31:57 1994 "Wow.. any .plan that I've ever made is dust in wind cpmpared to yours." > From marathon@ix.netcom.com (Lou Rappaport) "You are my best "Cyberspace 'Babe'" > From Jennifer Boggs "wish you were here. you're all the party a girl needs." > From: encore@cats.ucsc.edu Date: Fri, 5 May 1995 19:15:41 -0700 Subject: Re: this saturday E.D.I.E R.S.V.P. ************* "E" is for Edie....who'll host while she's sober. "D" is for Daring...(for having us over). "I" is for Info...like when?...'cause I need that. "E" is for Edie...I ALREADY SAID THAT! (duh!) "R" is for Racing....on Horses, "The Derby". "S" is for Smashed....which we'll all be quite early. "V" for Va-VOOM....how we'll look in our hats. "P" for Pneumonia....'cause it's a cool word that doesn't sound like it *should* begin with P, but it DOES and I always wanted to put it in a poem so here it is. > From: glenn duley smith "You are the MAN!" > From: John M Vinopal "fukin' wife" > From Dyk2me@gateway.net Mon May 7 08:18:16 2001 Enjoyed your site....landed there trying to find out more about Buick Lesabre Estate Wagons...go figure....Feedback on the hair decision... um...uh...well....ya haven't tried the GI Jane look yet....have ya? Could be fun....Anyway...just addin' my fifth of a nickel...Enjoy your day...and thanks for the grins..Leith -------- HOW TO MAKE A DEAD ELVIS: 7-8 count of clear rum 1/2 glass orange juice 1/2 glass pineapple juice dash of blue curacao (for mossy dead colour) ice PARASOL cherries (at leat two) watch how many you drink. i refuse to be responsible. -------- >[ gossip ] Message 2945 (7 left): Wed April 28, 1993 8:53pm From: tempermental geometry Subject: lydia and other palmspringsings you would not have liked it, there was a definate shortage of video-game units. but i did pick some of *x*n*'s hellof sexy calvin klein bikepants...! -------- >[ gossip ] Message 2946 (6 left): Thu April 29, 1993 2:46am From: eloise Subject: *x*n* is just hellof sexy. -------- >[ gossip ] Message 2948 (4 left): Thu April 29, 1993 12:04pm From: longer please Subject: oh oh oh And I flirted with *x*n* relentlessly and all I got was this lousy tshirt -------- >[ gossip ] Message 2949 (3 left): Thu April 29, 1993 1:55pm From: the c**p Subject: you all suck i KISSED *x*n* twice while we were at palm springs and it was fabulous. but then again i was expecting that because i have kissed her before. so poo on you. i also know the super secret way to make her laugh and fall down, squeaking. my life is much fuller because of this. --------- IM REALLY VERY FOND I'm really very fond of you, he said. I don't like fond. It sounds like something you would tell a dog. Give me love, or nothing. Throw your fond in a pond, I said. But what I felt for him was also warm, frisky, moist-mouthed, eager, and could swim away if forced to do so. -Alice Walker- -------- >[ Nocturnal-Cuisine ] Message 4992 (16 left): Tue Feb 28, 1995 12:44pm From: hold the (lettuce@am.UCSC.EDU) Subject: ^^^ Haven't you heard? I got this letter yesterday. It's serious, and I may be out of line by posting it. But damn it. I everyone deserves to know. > Message 110: > From edie@wonderland.com Tues Feb 28 18:57:46 1995 > From: A Tragic Warhola Pop Star > X-Mailer: SCO System V Mail (version 3.2) > To: lettuce@cats.ucsc.edu > Subject: Re: Bloo Run... > Date: Tues, 28 Feb 95 18:57:46 PST > > Eric, > > I must say I was shocked when I got your letter implying that my recent > "changes" might be merely, as you put it "malarkey," and "very, wery silly > willy." They are neither malarky, nor silly willy. I am indeed not going > to the bloo tonight, tomorrow night, never wever never. > > Why," you asked, "such extreme changes, especially so close to Pesach?" > Well, I don't know how to answer that. So I won't. I'll just tell you the > following story. > > Once, as a little child, I was wandering in the woods, near my house, > when I happened upon what could only be described as "a tree." But > upon further inspection, it turned out not to be a tree, but rather > a very long cigarette. I smoked it for roughly a week, and when I returned > home, I was a changed woman. > > But, Ades, you must be saying. So what? Well, I'll tell you what. Years had > passed. I was living a life of debauchery. That "special school" I was > attending was actually a speak-easy in Monterey, a half-way house to hell, > where myself and other, so called recipiants of the mythical CTS would > hang out and engage in all kinds of sinful behavior: singing, wearing red, > playing parcheesi nekkid; that sort of thing. > > Going to the bloo was the cap of it. Boozing it up. Hanging out with members > of the deviate pursuasion. Drinking water thinly vieled as Long Island > Iced Teas, when actualy iced teas would more often contain more alchohol > per ounce. > Ah, it was the live! I reveled in it! > > Until: last week, when I found myself in the presence of a strange short > little man in the back of the bloo. > "Away, little man!" I said to him. "You are not cute! I have to go > dance more." > "What?" The little man said. > "I said that you are not cute. Please leave." > "You don't remember me?" he asked, and sighed. "No I suppose you wouldn't." > He was suspiciously wearing a leather jacket I was _certain_ I'd seen > before. > "No, I remember you not." > "Yes, you were too young. Do you then remember... a tree shaped cigarette?" > I gasped. He laughed. The music was too loud. > "My name is R.J. Rumplestiltskin, and I've come for payback." > "But... but..." I stammered. > "Not buts, or butts. Your life was defined by reveling in my mischief. Now > either you must give up all vice to me, give me your FOURTH BORN." > "But, but..." I stammered again, "I don't want to give up my fourth born, > for that would imply a need for a one-through-three born, and that's > out of the question, I'm sorry. But give up all vice? I love vice. > I don't think I could give up vice." > > "Well," R.J.Rumplestiltskin said, "There is one way out. If you can... guess > my name, I'll let you off the hook." > "You're name, it could be anything." > "Nope, it's not 'Anything.' I'll give you two more guesses." > "Bob?" > "Nope." R.J. Laughed. > Then it dawned on me. > "Wiat... I know! You told me! It's R.J. Rumplestiltskin!" > He looked shocked, and then started laughing again. > > "Nope! Close. That's just a nickname. My real name is Hector. I'll be showing > up in 5 years to pick up my fourth born child. Later." > > And with that Hector R.J. Rumplestiltskin fled from the Bloo. > Being a being of my word, I must follow through. > > So, gentle Eric, that is why I will not be going to the Bloo, tonight, or > ever. I must stay at home, and devote my time to getting pregnant. > > Sincerely, > > Ades You can respond to this by mailing petition@glass.wonderland.com Only by all of us mailing in and showing our support for edie to have vice, and not have children, might we convice this Rumplestilskin charactor to let her be. So mail it out. It takes only a second. And it might just be good luck, too! -------- >[ Nocturnal-Cuisine ] Message 4994 (14 left): Tue Feb 28, 1995 2:00pm From: Kia (amaranth@ese.UCSC.EDU) Subject: hey that's a fake Adrienne would never use "you're" incorrectly in a sentence *grin* -------- >[ Nocturnal-Cuisine ] Message 5003 (5 left): Tue Feb 28, 1995 5:56pm From: nirmph! (wake@netcom5.netcom.com) Subject: actually edie would just plain never use "you're" in a sentence. at least not with the apostrophe :) -------- > From: Sara Hell (sarahell@echo.com) I recommend Worship to Restore You: She is the Vibrant, Beauteous Being Supreme She All of ForumLand is Queene Spenser's Queene was of Ill Compare To Our Exne's UnderWear She is Golden, she is Light She Needs a Good Sleep Tonight Maybe some Chicken Soup, maybe Toast Maybe a nice, juicy Pot Roast Let her WOndrous Soul get Rest Nestled Against our Collective Breast Oh Fellow Geek and Geek-ettes Let us send her Psychic Sucrets Let her Perk up like those Coffee Commercials Her eyes to Close in Soothing Sleep Whichever she Needs her body to Do To Open up or Hibernate (oh uh the rhyming!) But Dear God Et Al And Goddess too Please let this Pueruile Verse be Sent Like a Sacrifical bovine Moo Where all rhyme schemes are Meant To go and be lost again like Our Exene Our Queene, oh lovely Queene -------- >[ Early80s ] Message 33 (4 left): Sun May 9, 1993 2:33pm From: Wailer at the Gates of Dawn You're a freak. > From picori@ucscb.UCSC.EDU Fri May 21 13:55:56 1993 "OH EDIE you are a FREEK not a vegetable." >[ yam ] Message 2569 (0 left): Wed June 30, 1993 9:04pm From: DeadVlad (jasona@pondscom.sco.COM) You know, I woke up this morning thinking: "Thank goodness I'm no friend of Edie's" >[ Parasites ] Message 13 (1 left): Fri Nov 19, 1993 1:22am From: The Buddy In Your Belly (tapeworm@netcom7) edie isn't a vegetable ... she's a Big Blue Balloon!! >[ costuming ] Message 38 (3 left): Thu Oct 21, 1993 11:35pm From: duchess (reginab@netcom2) Subject: please In my next life...I want to be Miss Adrienne. >[ romance ] Message 7411 (0 left): Mon Nov 8, 1993 1:16pm From: Duchess (reginab@netcom3) Subject: Edie's Wedding First wedding ever where I got to flirt with the groom. And I got picked up by Robby. Miss Adrienne throws the best parties. >[ Resort ] Message 820 (0 left): Wed March 23, 1994 12:02am From: Duchess (reginab@netcom2) Subject: I get first dibs!!! I want to propose first. Before edie gets to them. Edie gets them either enslaved or engaged before the rest of us get a chance! >[ Resort ] Message 351 (1 left): Wed Nov 17, 1993 8:37am From: Wailer at the Gates of Dawn (banshee@am.UCSC.EDU) Subject: jupiter is a pub? a public haus? a beer hole? edie is a beer hole. >[ Gossip ] Message 614 (1 left): Sun Jan 2, 1994 2:10pm From: G**rg* Subject: exene, Your innocence and subtlety continue to awe me. >[ sports ] Message 2329 (1 left): Sun Feb 13, 1994 10:43am From: Sports Shorts (qntmcat@ucscb.UCSC.EDU) Subject: as usual edie hits the nail on the head. :) >[ WhatRuhueNeeds ] Message 29 (0 left): Tue Feb 15, 1994 9:05pm From: spectronoma deviator (tapeworm@netcom3) Subject: ^^^^ LISTEN to edie. she knows a *lot* about captive breeding. >[ WhosBeenIcking ] Message 128 (0 left): Mon March 7, 1994 1:13pm From: dances-with-idiots (hellcat@am.UCSC.EDU) Subject: ^^^!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! EDIE'S READY TO *ICK* AGAIN!!! >[ general ] Message 40405 (8 left): Thu April 14, 1994 9:56pm From: Roadkill on the Information Superhighway (crnivor@a.armory.com) Subject: Well... You or someone posing as you asked me to marry them. If anyone shows up on my doorstep in a white dress, I won't marry them, as they may not be the real edie. >[ Gossip ] Message 482 (1 left): Tue Nov 30, 1993 12:11am From: The Buddy In Your Belly Subject: *rdie..... what IS this, some kind of annual Event?? is it some sort of lottery? (if so how can i get a ticket) - I can just SEE the entrance to *rdie's house... with one of those scratcher game machines out front... and some newbie geekgurl jumping up and down saying- "I Won! I Won!" - no purchase necessary. void where prohibited. >[ yam ] Message 4864 (2 left): Fri April 29, 1994 10:05am From: ZaP! (zap@ucscb.UCSC.EDU) Subject: waitaminnit This morning edie called me "Dad." But if edie is everyone's MOM then... I'm your grandfatheR? >[ romance ] Message 9583 (5 left): Tue May 10, 1994 1:52pm From: the feeling of- finally- (dracon@am.UCSC.EDU) Subject: heh. "edification" "edie-fication" "edie-vacation" romance is edie on vacation. >[ Out-of-Context ] Message 58 (2 left): Tue May 10, 1994 7:20pm From: Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjuctatus Nunc (goddess@am.UCSC.EDU) Subject: heh <*dracon*> any frozen stuff I ought to buy at price club? /m dracon anything you see that looks yummy and cheap. <*dracon*> hm. no edie's at price club <*dracon*> ;) /m dracon HAHHAHAHAH /m dracon she's not frozen though... <*dracon*> HAHAHAhahahahhahahaha >[ true-confessions ] Message 34 (2 left): Wed June 8, 1994 12:29am From: The Buddy In Your Belly Subject: ^^^hm "Picori swam with e-seals, drank coffee by the pound; Ribena wrote lit papers, and really got around. - Leek lived in the middle ages, was a hardcore latin buff; Lorax had two dancing eyebrows and really liked to strut her stuff. - Cindy was a dancer, yelled at people on the net; Edie did so many things i haven't even thought up yet. - aaaaa aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa - 12 lies about 6 geeks." >[ nirmph! ] Message 795 (0 left): Wed July 13, 1994 8:51pm From: nirmph! (wake@ucscb.UCSC.EDU) Subject: ya know sometimes i am just *so* fucking endearing. cackle almost as much so as edie. >[ sex ] Message 15048 (5 left): Fri July 22, 1994 11:34am From: Eeeee-Vawn (yvonne@am.UCSC.EDU) Subject: um no I'd never marry edie. ewewewew icky poo. She marries EVERYONE. I wouldn't want to be *common*. >[ ZaP! ] Message 84 (1 left): Wed Sept 21, 1994 3:33pm From: Old Jack Falstaff (falstaff@netcom4) Subject: heh. i have always been of the opinion that if you have to tell people you're cool, you aren't. give him to edie. she'll whip him into shape! :) >[ TeenRomance ] Message 17 (0 left): Thu Sept 22, 1994 2:32am From: cali (caliban@soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU) Subject: there, that's it edie's friends are only the beautiful people. let's all go out and pat each other on the back sometime. >[ romance ] Message 11217 (0 left): Tue Oct 4, 1994 1:49pm From: a few forbidden words (goddess@am.UCSC.EDU) Subject: edie is cheap romance is priceless >[ music ] Message 12898 (1 left): Mon Nov 7, 1994 12:43am From: Sinner's Bank Deposit (banshee@resort.com) Subject: WBL Three Thumbs Up Jesus tore himself down off the cross and was chugging beer in the dark corner. Resonate, Caliban, and Umlaut duplicated my brain frequencies so perfectly that everything canceled out and I was rendered unconcious on a couch with izzy for a good 45 minutes. > [ Out-of-Context ] Message 413 (0 left): Mon Nov 14, 1994 5:26pm From: ch*ck*n g*rl Subject: <*s*lg**d*> I do love you. But the thought of being related to izzy by <*s*lg**d*> marriage scares me >[ Dream ] Message 1066 (0 left): Wed Nov 30, 1994 4:25pm From: Kia Subject: I had an odd one last night I was talking to Adrienne and she was showing me her new haircut, and she lifted up her hair and ants were swarming underneath. She said it was sort of annoying but that Aaron (nNn) had been nice enough to pick some out of her hair and eat them. >[ Gossip ] Message 1288 (1 left): Thu Dec 15, 1994 2:24pm From: ME!!! Subject: GOSSIP!!! Driving FURTHER, I drove to the supermarket, where I was APPALLED to see accts EDIE, CALIBAN & TAPEWORM selling videotapes of themselves performing oral and anal sex. - "WHERE ARE YOUR VALUES?" I screamed, but I was too late. >[ romance ] Message 11911 (1 left): Sun Jan 15, 1995 8:15pm From: hold the (lettuce@am.UCSC.EDU) Subject: romance is being listed with joanna and sarahell as people adored by edie. Truly the big leagues at last. >[ Lust! ] Message 2610 (4 left): Fri Jan 20, 1995 8:48am From: Cindy "Town Tramp" Dutra Subject: what I like best about edie You can walk into virtually any room full of people within a hundred miles of here and say "I really like that thing edie does with her butt", and half the people in there will know what you're talking about. >[ true-confessions ] Message 970 (1 left): Fri Jan 27, 1995 11:56am From: NOTcute Subject: i confess i feel like i've been posting so much lately that i rival *x*n* but she's cute so s'ok by me p.s. any time i see leek drink, exene sweat without dancing, galen in a freaky-ass hawaiian tourist tee, adam dumped into his own kiddie pool, and a sweet cold blended drink in my hand, i'm having FUN *cheese* >[ bondage ] Message 6270 (0 left): Mon March 6, 1995 6:51pm From: George (gherbert@crl8.crl.com) Subject: Aww, man, izzy knows all the sekrits before I do. >[ romance ] Message 12464 (0 left): Thu March 9, 1995 5:14pm From: if i'm not Lady then i must be.. (edie@glass) Subject: meriko and i wrote a poem: - ROACHES ARE RED VERMIN ARE BLUE IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY YOU SHOULD SET THEM ON FIRE - *curtseys* >[ romance ] Message 12537 (0 left): Fri March 24, 1995 6:54am From: phoebe (weevil@netcom14.netcom.com) Subject: romance is not - forgetting to leave the *dollar bill* with the 78 cents. Edie was well worth the BIG tip ;> >[ Nocturnal-Cuisine ] Message 5347 (1 left): Sun April 9, 1995 12:34pm From: snozer (snozer@am.UCSC.EDU) Subject: ^^^ she'll be scoring GEEEKS with SPURS OF STEEL. - And as you laugh in geek-like fashion about your body she'll be gashing and when you go to reach for phone you'll find no phone; you're all alone with edie eating at your side for all the crudeness you provide and there within your withered heart will be no beating, it won't start. cold already? like a corpse? now is no time for remores You'll dread the day when her revenge makes all your muscles heave and binge, and dining on your afterthought you'll think of this and turn to rot. - epitaph on a failed joke: I feel sorry for the bloke. >[ true-confessions ] Message 3724 (13 left): Thu Dec 12, 1996 10:29am From: hustler white Subject: I confess - I'd love it if izzy stumped ME >[ Bail_the_Fuck_Out ] Message 59 (3 left): Mon Oct 27, 1997 5:58pm From: Davinator (dpassage@flophouse.com) Subject: hmmm - The other day on ICB, we were discussing what HTML tags we would be, if we were HTML tags. - Exene's is, clearly, . >[ yam ] Message 4425 (5 left): Wed May 6, 1998 11:54pm From: Yvil (yvonne@*.*.com) Subject: Re(4423): Well - 1) maybe you are unobservant 2) maybe you used "yam -c" after they were deleted and before your first post-deletion visit. 3) maybe you suffer memory loss 4) maybe someone else is using your account and went into yam and automatically updated your yamrc file (maybe even used "x" so message numbers remained the same) 5) karma 6) wormhole 7) rupture of the space-time continuum 8) edie's parents 9) maybe you have poor vision 10) maybe you are a dumbass >[ Dream ] Message 8 (3 left): Wed June 3, 1998 10:58am From: redheaded Subject: early this morning - banshee dressed in drag (all silver and sparkly in huge heels and lame) drives up in front of the tower in a milk truck and delicately getting out the truck he delivers our morning mail, newspaper, and motor oil. - izzy appears in her power business suit and sensible tenis shoes a cigarette dangling from her lips and shouts "DAMMIT WOMAN IF YOU'D WEAR SENSIBLE SHOES IT WOULDN'T TAKE AN HOUR TO DELIVER BREAKFAST!" - (i need to get more sleep) >[ Dream ] Message 13 (1 left): Fri June 5, 1998 1:34pm From: jon Subject: must admit - it got me as well... i envisioned it in half-cartoon and half real... sort of like izzy drawn in a tank girl comic >[ Out-of-Context ] Message 81 (2 left): Thu Aug 20, 1998 5:46pm From: Soccer fan Subject: Newsflash: Santa Cruz geek in British soccer league - And I quote: "Shot by Edie... Goal by Edie!" >[ Out-of-Context ] Message 82 (1 left): Thu Aug 20, 1998 5:47pm From: Soccer fan Subject: 2nd Newsflash: Santa Cruz geek in sex-change operation? - ..."Man of the Match: Edie" >[ out-of-context ] Message 126 (0 left): Tue July 13, 1999 4:03pm From: Dave (drseuss@crl.com) Subject: me, in a different group... "Go with Izzy, if you want just a Point and Shoot thing." >[ goodnesses ] Message 942 (0 left): Thu April 27, 2000 1:42pm From: laika (shabbil@omino.com) Subject: GOTD izzy. >[ killed-posts ] Message 4505 (0 left): Wed April 4, 2001 12:00am From: p0g0 Subject: w00T! p|-|3@r 1ZZy's 'r33T l1\/1|\|g r00|\/| s|[ poesy ] Message 65 (2 left): Mon April 17, 2000 6:13pm From: banshee (banshee@limbo.abattoir.com) Subject: To Edward Gorey The rusting anvils stored, on the lowest floor, the de-horned rhinos leashed, quite unable to gore, poison clearly labelled (and kept far from the flour), only tiny wind-up clocks pealed forth every hour. Banisters reinforced and nooses sold for hemp, each and every knife quite blunt, no needles left unbent. Trap doors all nailed down, rugs and shingles too, snakes flushed from the plumbing, bats shooed from the flue. Every door kept tightly locked, windows barred each night to repel untoward danger, and accidental loss of life. But past these preparations long, a shadow slid right in to hide inside the poet's heart, and drop a single pin. A quaver, a shiver, a quiver (they'd say a heart attack), the feathered quill fell from his hand, into inky black. JMV 4/17/00 -------- i don't care if it hurts. i wanna have control. i wanna perfect body. i wanna perfect soul. i want you to notice when im not around. { radiohead } -------- > You're EDIEOUS! > susan is queen of the dorks! > susan, you're odd.. susan's not odd. she's purrfectly normal. she's normally perfect. > edie, you are really, really weird. > you eggplanty wanker. ALISON SUCKS THE PINEAPPLE! who kisses the eggplant that slept with the bird that lives in the house that Q built! > susan and the banshees > izzy friendly neighborhood killer > but you already have over half of the b community on its collective knees for you. have you no sense of scale? > izzy - there are no geeks like you. you have no equal. > You are the pineapple queen. > are you close friends with banshee? in the biblical or psychological sense? > such brains, such beauty, all wrapped up in one package.. how do you survive? > i fingered izzy and lost my place in time. > wow, you've gotta be better than my other mom. > you have a neat finger file its kinda warm and squishy and yet at the same time it makes me want to perch a top a lofty tower with a high powered rifle and pick off postal workers > You make me blush with thoughts not entirely foreign to me. You make me flush with the act of typing one handed > i should have recognised the scent of pure sexual heat. > there. I'm in the group with the cool people now. yah you are were not cool dave.. we just act like it izzy: thats good. cause my mom told me not to hang out with the cool people too much. IM YER MOM errrrk izzy youre sounding like lke like BANSHEEE butboy. [duck] > mom, you are *not* a dodo > your maturity level is awe inspiring. > ah, izzy, your mind is still pure! > oh no, this is even worse, the two biggest conspitrators of the catch-people-off-guard-and-force-them-to-live-eternally-in-your- finger-file scam. > izzy = husk husk = izzy There seems like there should be more, and yet ... NO. i want more to izzy = to husk? 2 izzy = smellier than 1 izzy izzying = husking? husk is a dry outer covering. izzy is a dry outer covering? dry outer coverings usually hide juicy, succulent insides or at least corn yup hmmmm, i think izzy is JUST the husk. no? maybe we should crack it open and find out > you may take from me that which please you, for LO! you are goddess! > Izzy, can you get a LONGER plan? :--) > izzy grinds men into hamburger meat. [note: the following pricelss moments are all from one day's session] > You izzy are a ucsc student, I suspect you maybe someone i know at Cowell Prescott dorm Yoiu are definitely around 20 and female, white suburban > what happened to banshee has a lot in common with izzy > izzy I don't know who you are or where you came from but i don't like you sincec you won't reveal anything about yourself and for other reasons so don't make any more of your snide little sarcastic messages > Izzy, go away. > ok izzy is an offical of the computer network. > Izzy appears to be in some position of power may be older reality check. who else lives in the same universe with gharris? [end session] > you're fu is as subtle as heather's > you're turning out to be very high maintenance. > oh punish me edie, please!!! > what are you, queen geek? or just the mascot? > even *I've* slept with izzy > izzy is a pro > Izzy is Most Likely Not To Be At Fault, Responsible, To Blame, Or Engaged. > banshee, your delusion that edie is your wife and not your master is most disturbing, you should be punished more > you are such a slut sometimes that must be why we love you > izzy: you're a slut > after that incident in mexico city, who -doesnt- know about izzy? > izzy is the biggest bigamist this side of salt lake city > I think izzy has nice eggs. They're one of her best features. > izzy is so DAMNABLY female > slut slut slut slut slut slut slut > izzy is way totally cute! hubba hubba! sexy is just the beginning > you are encourageable, izzy > YOU ARE A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY > <--- just scared herself by reading izzy's finger file > you've never fingered edie before? It's fun! > i have figured izzy before. i forgot. i also forgot to do | more > "hi, I remeber you! you're Edie" > yup, we are the king and queen of angst > izzy: you're so bad... > ... your finger file is great... :) > you're the queen of my machine > me in a pushup bra would be Bad izzy: LIAR banshee - how would you know.. ?! eww. who'd want boobs? I HAVE TOUCHED IZZY'S NAKED BREASTS Everybody has! you aren't special! I HAVE BREATHED THE AIR BY THE SEA. big deal. > well, i always thought you were a classy girl no matter what anyone said... > who is izzy's type? everyone's is izzy's type. heheheheh. I knew someone would say it if I baited the hook izzy is polymorphic.. > everybody loves izzy... (at least everyone who can work up the spare change) > ** Izzy = the definition of bounce ** > EDIE'S SIZZLECHEST IS EVIL > impatient bitch. > i wanna be a sex cymbal izzy, hi-hat of love, make her rattle with your foot. > izzy is miss connectivity 1994 > izzy.. you're just plain *sick* sick sick SICK > <*neon*> I got in trouble for having your finger file in as my <*neon*> .plan.... heheh. > hrmmm i think we're odd WE are odd? ok, just you > <--knows izzy's cute because her name tag at the resort said so izzie was at the resort???? when was this??? izzie DID the resort > izzy is gross. > heyah izzy, fly gurl, obsessed by john doe girl > hey izzy, you're a freak you know that? your X postings, though a bit excessive in number, are damn funny > cruella de Izz > izzys gettin married again? > <*leek*> he ICKED with someone and i know that ALL ICK goes back to YOU > freak why does everyone call me a freak? i have more quotes of people calling me a freak than anything else mushrooms are keen. FREAK izzy: because you can breathe through your eye sockets? that too cameron izzy is a freak, but it's sure not because she knows that mushrooms are gross. > wow, I think I will start putting izzy on my resumes > izzy is a low down bitch anyhow > actually, I think you are admired by many Maybe "leered at" and "drooled on" fit better... > HEY. gossip queen izzy > izzy you thilly bith izzy is a BABE fuck you izzy is MY housemate you watch your step buster Ahhh, she's a ho. > _gods_! you have my "Finger File of Infinity" award, girl! > O izzy, that you would kiss me with the kisses of your mouth! > izzy: gosh, you make such a beautiful thing sound so dirty > i hate you, izzy > everybody loves izzy. she's our favorite toy. > izzy is also an ICB goddess Or god. I'm not sure which. From the general reaction of people on ICB to izzy, I would assume that izzy is a goddess. > izzy, n. cuteness in person > izzy has nice mids > izzy: maybe this will help. by being a boson (instead of a fermion) you HAPPEN to people i happen -to- people? izzy happens what if i didnt want to be a boson? izzy: then you would have to decide you were a fermion instead whats a fermion? sounds less fun izzy: things like protons and neutrons normal particles so basically if im a boson instead of a fermion then what youre saying is im not normal? > izzy = little chickadee with no butt put izzy in a room with someone with a butt and an explosion results > i read your finger file; it totally crushed me. any ambition i'd harbored to become an icb slut was totally QUASHED. =) > izzy is the devil's playhouse > Group: X (mvl) Mod: BugBoy Topic: izzy and jon doe in bed! *BugBoy 13m 9:17am disease@ucscb.ucsc.edu > IZZY IS A FUCKING HELL MILITANT DYKE BITCH HOLE IZZY IS A HELL FUCKING HOLE DYKE MILITANT BITCH > izzy helps define the future > I hate netcom, too. Just 'cause I support izzy. we hate netcom because it takes izzy away from us > it's hip to hate izzy actually that never goes out of style I'll hop on that bandwagon > Petulant bitch. > i like izzy. rolled in cinnamon sugar and stuffed in a homemade tortilla. with butter. the truth comes out ;) izzy'd be good marinated in balsamic vinegar and grilled. i dont grill very well I bet izzy is good raw. > you are getting married AGAIN? > IZZY ROCKS MY WORLD oh shit now ive gone and done it im gonna end up in that goddamned finger file again > so banshee why don't you do izzy? > Izzy is scary that much is certain. > izzy is the god of booting or is that booty > <*dAVe*> :P hello rudest of the rude. > hi easy er izzy > yer SPECIAL izzy > <*yvonne*> yer kinda cute for a tramp > <*lettuce*> marry me NOW! <*lettuce*> I want to children your BEAR! > No one can figure the inscrutable izzy out. > yeah, izzy's yer mom izzy's everyone's mom > izzy is NOT a dork > i wonder how many people think you are blonde, adrienne izzy: hey, how picky are you? SHE'S PICKIER THAN THAT GEORGE > izzy has a most amazing .plan file aaauuuggghhh! I've been *immortalized!* > i am bored maybe I should finger edie@netcom > EVERYONE is married to you izzy. except ME. I'm not <-- is not married to izzy <-- is not loved by izzy <-- not married to izzy <-- not married to izzy either. <- MARRIED to izzy happily for over one year > shtup me izzy > sickgirl going back to bed take away the "s" and you get izzy ICKGURL > izzy: You're the best SM I've ever hired. =) izzy does killer sm > steve says i have good mids whatever that means i dont think my mids are that spectacular izzy has fly mids izzy: That's cause you keep breaking everything. nice round response hamlit well yeah Great resonance. ahahah steve thanks front panel knob access has good visual display and tactile response hmmmm. edie's mids. i kinda have a thing for her highs look at those levels! ahah caliban you boyz are sick > <*leek*> i read your finger file yesterday. its such a good way to keep <*leek*> up on the latest geek gossip > morning, ickster supreme! > izzy. you're just too much woman. >Time left: 4-OCT-1994 15:21 (MST) The time now is: 4-OCT-1994 16:36 (MST) <*bino*> oh how annoying. i was going to tell you what a slut you were. > izzy RULES > <*Wade*> you WOULD make your housewarming a formal... > I WANT TO READ ***ALL*** OF IZZY'S FINGER FILE!!! > woo hoo it's that slut gurl ME?! *blink* im not a slut izzy is not a slut. oh i'm sorry...ho? izzys a slut? and i thought she waz bein true! at least not to me, anyway. *sigh* well to *you* dear, yes im no a ho either im a ho ho WHAT DO I CARE WHETHER IZZY IS A SLUT. THAT FRUMPY TART NEVER GAVE *ME* ANY BUTT. izzy isnt a slut. shes MOM > I know what IZZY is doing tonight I just don't know WHO > you obviously have that special ability to appeal to all men and women regardless of sexual orientation, izzy. yer a human magnet > i adore you, izzy i worship the very linoleum you walk on > izzy looked pretty cute on saturday night with my wahteverthefucki'dbeendrinkingandsmoking goggles on izzy: I'd do you ANYWAY. > IZZY I KILLED THE KIDS! I DROVE THE LITTLE FUCKERS INTO A POND! > izzy'd make a good conceirge though. she's so.. classy. knows all those social graces "'N SHIT" > yeah well izzy is cute and well worth $2 she's worth 8>99 that's what I paid for her before her price went down again > id only get married to izzy if i got to be a wife > bet gods got a skinny white butt too bet he's got more butt than you! hahaha butt izzy has no butt izzy is the buttless wonder > I love you, too izzy. You are a beacon of light in my life. > I think izzy should get to be the French one. She's better with her tongue. > You just paste away, you UTERUS-FREE-FRENCH TART! > <*Cindy*> I know it's not easy being such a fuckin whore > I am ENRAGED by adrienne's butt! > you jewish, izzy? i wouldn't have thought so... izzy could never be jewish izzy never seemed jewish to me, either. izzy: if you didn't look liike a jew i wouldn't start panting everytime you enter the room > izzy's easy like that > wow you are the ultimate goddess geek > i'm a sucker for izzy > i'll tell them about how i used to think edie was cool > i just telenetted to deeptht for an important purpose buut i wont mention what that purpose was not wanting to get another mention in izzys f.f. > it takes a team of 5 men and a good 2 hours to lube up izzy > colbee is tossing in bed moaning "izzy... izzy... " > I want to sleep alot with izzy's body but she doesn't agree with me. > I'm *plenty* pure and innocent. COMPARED TO EDIE. > you freek > welcome to izzy's play house. You'll never be the same. Please sign these liability waivers. This fee covers a gossip licensing fee, wear and tear on whips, and lube refills. > izzy is the anti-babe > WHAT DID THE THREE SANTAS SAY WHEN THEY SAW IZZY ON THE STREETCORNER? HO HO HO > izzy: you're the most beautiful person i've ever seen sitting under jd's desk. > <*mucus*> impressive finger file > izzy and banshee were made for each other > fox: naw. I met izzy once in a sleasy truck stop in miami though > hi, Rebecca. are you cute? :) not as cute as izzy > issys gay and im the horse he loves > izzy never told me he's gay > Izzy is in fine form tonight. izzy has a fine form. > izzy makes me flush with the act of typing one handed > I think you are the quintessential boogie machine, adrienne :) > edie: I have no tse and cannot mail you the following message--so I'll have to do it publically-- yes---the child _is_ yours--but I'm keeping it and raising it with wolves. IT will be happier this way and then I can capitalise on the movie rights. > izzy looks a lot different from my left hand > oh yeah. i forgot about that. i was so sccared of you, izzy. > izzy: no izzy, you're not cure, you're a SEX MACHINE > hiya oryth are you cute? not as cute as u izzy > i do EVERYTHING drunk yeah hyou do izzy: I know someone who you won't do drunk! OH RIGHT i wont do banshee drunk > izzy's no lady > <@> andy warhol never sucked *you* izzy > <@> izzy, looking at you, nobody would question you've done ten <@> years at ren faire. > cool, izzy's offending people > wow the group got a lot NOISIER when izzy came in > I WANT TO SEE IZZY DRUNK AND WANTON IN PUBLIC DRUNK AND WANTIN' > Geez. Goddess is married, Izzy is married. Guess it's true that all the best ones *are* taken... > Goddess: I thought a bad girl *was* easy... or was that 'izzy'? > Izzy's free associative memory scares me. > izzys beautiful in that bitchy way > how are you? i hear you are a great kisser > dancing isn't just where to step, for specific dances, SURE, but when it comes to RAW MUSCLE PUMPING SWEAT INDUCING LAMBADAESQUE BOOGIE WOOGIE, YOU GOT IT GRRL > You are IZZY, damnit. Demand it ALL > izzy: You're cuter than Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio? I wanna marry you. Well, actually, I'd just like to meet you, have dinner, then maybe boff you a couple times. > david: my butt is not detachable sure it is. izzy has a detachable butt yeah well izzy's special. > <*hedgehog*> I HEART YOU IZZY > oh izzy kisses like a girl > i knew izzy was cool. ;) > izzy: you make me hard > just for the record, i am not every woman. > <@> Izzy puts out for me. I just give her that *look* and she's <@> got her hand moving to give me what i want. > <*akasha*> mom? <*akasha*> I love you mom > izzy: a poem for you i love you my dearest friend i love you my wonderful friend it is your voice i long to hear ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M DRUNK > izzy: your logic is what has destroyed men lo these many years > izzy: now i understand izzy: the eggs in my dream representing you, and all the black guys were our children I've always though of izzy as a family pack of eggs. > btw, i read your finger file today... it's.. it's.. PRODIGIOUS. > i'm not mom. izzy is mom > if I write "I WANT TO BATHE IN YOUR JUICY SOUL" will you put it in your very long finger file? > well, i'm still convinced, by that one sighting at the wedding of you and goddess, that you are the most voluptuous, beautiful geek in the galaxy > IZZY'S A HUMMER > Group: flies (mvl) Mod: izzy Topic: bitter sweet Nickname Idle Sign-On Account *izzy - 11:24am edie@glass.wonderland.com banshee - 11:34am banshee@resort.com (nr) [Change] jess (jess@freedom.nmsu.edu) entered group hi parents > izzy will be queen of swank > like back when I only had sex with izzy, I thought it was normal for my penis to hurt for a week > heidi - i did it. it was fun heidi.. if you cut your hair, can i have it? yeah you could wind up looking like leek or izzy yeah, but, izzy, you're cute god forbid you wind up looking like izzy though I don't know WHERE you'd get a chest like that if it were in my power, i would forbid heidi to wind up looking like izzy. > <*parade*> you're rad, izzibird, and terribly unka unka > being related to izzy at any age would be bad for me > i don't think you'd be able to stand up straight without a bra, izzy > wait a minute.....you mean you're a GURL?!? > <*parade*> "izzy" and "bed" in the same sentence is a tease. > barfly > Wow. We're in slut city. And the MAYOR IS HERE. > mom has cleavage like no one else > bring us back a taxicab and and and a statue of liberty and and and the brooklyn bridge I hear its cheap so you can trade izzy for it i could trade izzy for the brooklyn bridge and still get CHANGE > boy, izzy's fuckin old > what would you think if you saw a gorgeous girl and realized she had hair in her armpits? "wonder if she shaves her legs" No repugnance? not much Huh. Not turned on either, though? nope I don't find body hair that repulsive Hm. actually i see a not-so-gorgeous-but-fairly-cute girl with hair in her pits every time i step outta the shower and look in the mirror thinking my reaction is - 'wow nice tits' so, adrienne, what color *are* your eyes? > izzy reminds me of chonky's senile agorophobic grandmother, except with all the real ailments. > izzy: start the Santa Cruz chapter of The Pink Ladies like in Grease > wow, just look at the screen. izzy sure does talk a lot. *looks around and whistles* > akasha claims that you are cuter than I. hurmph > izzy: I'm in pussy heaven with you honey > A chyck is a cute new name for a lesbian or bisexual woman, who might be a little daft or silly. Use it at will. Izzy is a chyck. > sex on the beach is one of my favorite drinks. its an okay drink izzy is an okay drink > <*sl'lee*> HI! <*sl'lee*> HI! <*sl'lee*> HI! <*sl'lee*> izzy? <*sl'lee*> oops. dang, its been so long i got it backwards! > You are nothing but one giant red pulsating heart, suze. > izzy knows all about giving it away > izzy you are a tramp! izzy must not be very warm Izzy must be a heat sink > izzy is not accountable > rumor has it that you have the most supple breasts online no, seriously that's what I heard! well, most supple on icb. > izzy is butt ugly hellof cute is izzy > izzy is a mother fucker > <*Pogo*> :) You make me dizzy, miss Izzy. The way you rock and roll... > izzy: you dont exist > izzy: you are a state of mind > izzy: and a state of undress > except that cindy is sweet and pure while miss izzy hits the mattress at the drop of a hat and the girl has a LOT of hats > hi mom where's mom? izzy is mom duh careful what you say now, you don't want to end up in izzys finger file > izzzeeeeeee dont leave me izzzzeeeeee *groan* *clutches chest* my .. heart... i cant bear it! *clutches izzy's chest* oh. whoops > Harpy Gluey Ear you callin me a harpy? Only in the very best sense, in that you are very independently minded, and have the ability to fly. oh yeah, you can spout obscenities like a sailor, too. > <*elmo*> arent you always in lust? > nothing's better than izzys finger file > mo is smart, izzy is wise i seeketh answers > you sure have a long plan izzy > <*colby*> YOU'RE SO HUGE > no. me, izzy, ribena, and flannel have the best sex and if she's nice, we let leek watch > <*lo*> wow. you are the hip queen of the known rockin' universe! > <*fracas*> it was nice to see you at the bloo. your such a babe and i'm <*fracas*> not saying that just because you're jewish. :) > izzy has that effect on men > i did izzy, thanks > if izzy's not a geek, then im not a geek > adrienne is the kindest, nicest, gentlest person i have ever known. > oh izzy. your photos are posted all over the web > no one knows me but old geeks of course with the exception of izzy, who is eternally sixteen > izzy is the fucking manual > izzy: you definitely don't stink > I KISS YOU TOO IZZY EVEN THOUGH I DO NOT KNOW THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS uh oh, that looked like a finger fileism > I want Izzy as my Santa > "If you're new to Starfish, then you haven't had a proper spanking from Izzy!" > I no longer feel that everying is izzy's parents' fault. in fact, I think that (at this point) only a few minor things are their fault. most of those thing pertain to izzy, too. I'd say that nearly everying is the fault of an uncaring God. Of course, that could be the indirect cause of izzy's parents. THUS, perhaps it is all the fault of an uncaring God? Unlikely, two kids -- yes. > <*crisper*> hi there, you total anime princess you! > Yes, izzy IS a stud. > <*zelly*> you get extra geek girl points. hell, straight up geek points > and izzy is all about sense > okay! =) wow, izzy, you are so good to me! I'm really very touched! if you weren't married and engaged to so many people, I'd probably propose to you too > <*spooshee*> WIFE GET IN THAT KITCHEN AND BAKE ME A PIE <*spooshee*> I TOUCHED YOUR BOOB <*spooshee*> IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE, I AM TOUCHING YOUR BOOB RIGHT NOW > <*banshee*> hey I just crushed your ass with a tank > "I *ape* Izzy!" > o/~ izzy likes butts and she can-not lie, she likes to see 'em, girl or a guy! o/~ > <*czmax*> and yes, you can be sure I was picturing you in xena garb > <*xentrac*> izzy is an icb goddess. <*xentrac*> or so says a web page that lured me back to icb. > man the water stations! izzy's thinking... > morning lady and gents AND IZZY. > All I Need to Know I Learned from Izzy's Finger File > <*linka*> Last night, I had 10 minutes to spare and was about to read <*linka*> People when someone reminded me of your finger file. 30 <*linka*> minutes later, I finished, much more entertained, late for my <*linka*> next meeting. Thank you! > but then, i love the 700 club my fav part is when the chick goes into a trance and talks directly to those who have pain she can feel. she heals them telepathically. i LOVE her i cant watch that stuff it just makes me.. ugh well of course it does! you're the anitchrist! i mean duh, you jewlezbeandemocratvotingcommie! come on! that's true that's me!! izzy is SO the !X. i bet you support that aclu thing too! SHHHH you are SO going to hell! > <*crisper*> communism at its best! from each according to ability, to each <*crisper*> according to need! <*crisper*> how much booze do you need, izzy? "I need a lot of booze, <*crisper*> dan!" > <*weevil*> jesus, iz. <*weevil*> i had heard about your finger file <*weevil*> and somehow today i stumbled into it. under it? <*weevil*> fuckin great procrastination tool! <*weevil*> i think i just lost a half hour of my life :> > <*rebecca*> i saw the knitters last night and thought of you :> > izzy, i love your HOT beans! -------- There is Only One Story There is only one story: he loved her, then stopped loving her, while she did not stop loving him. There is only one story: she loved him, then stopped loving him, while he did not stop loving her. The truth is simple: you do not die from love. You only wish you did. -erica jong- -------- > From quoi Fri Jun 4 18:48:35 1993 as we noted in the past.. all you have to do is catch the prime stud, and you are *the* hot babe of the year. (censored name) may be (censored verbing) (censored name) but you're the one who's driving him nuts. > From goddess@ucscb.UCSC.EDU Wed Jun 2 23:23:00 1993 you are amazing adrienne of the sexy eyebrows and the lucious cleavage and the cheap stickers who shouldn't geek at home > From lafolle@ucscb.UCSC.EDU Sat Jun 26 18:16:01 1993 I am completely free july 24th. Your wish is my command. > From reginab Sun Jul 4 21:49:11 1993 reading your finger file made me very jealous. Oh...how I envy your charm!! > From moksha@cats.ucsc.edu Thu Sep 30 00:36:40 1993 Dear Adrienne (goddess of love and lust), > From reginab Thu Sep 23 23:30:34 1993 Someday, we are all going to figure out that you are the brain child behind Jonl and that you are actually the one true GeekGoddess. > From odin Wed Oct 6 08:25:03 1993 I can't help but hear of you... and your finger file...so I checked it out. do you find it difficult to be so well thought of? > From smq Tue Nov 16 17:03:18 1993 geez, why do you suppose it takes 1/2 an hour to get your finger file? > From smq Tue Nov 16 17:34:10 1993 I remember you now. oh my GOD. > From u9309845@cc.uow.edu.au Wed Dec 1 02:17:47 1993 Your .plan is, to say the least, awe inspiring.. :> Charmed by Grace, Inspired by Wit, Amused by Edie. > From dcbrogde@ucscb.UCSC.EDU Wed Mar 16 18:05:05 1994 [excerpt from dcbrogde's .plan] Other revoltlingly long .plan/.usrrc files: zap@ucscb.ucsc.edu banshee@ucscb.ucsc.edu garlick@ucscb.ucsc.edu edie@netcom.com > From willow@ucscb.UCSC.EDU Sat Mar 19 16:45:01 1994 i fingered you. and my finger got stuck the first time. so i had to try again. there is cosmic meaning in that, it seems. and regarding content, all i can say is "no wonder she's gonna let me paint her nekkid." > From laurenem@cats.ucsc.edu Sun Mar 20 10:06:19 1994 so it was a dull dreary day. nothing much had happened, and i was feeling kinda down. it got worse, and worse, and eventually i was SO depressed i was even thinking about killing myself. - but THEN THE LETTER CAME - i typed in 'mail'. expecting as usual to get a reinforcement of the fact that NO ONE loved me NO ONE cared and my life was like the frozen food section of a supermarket in a land of no microwaves. - BUT - there it was. a shining gem of a letter, just for me, like the hand of god yanking me up out of my abyss of despair. from that wonderful person edie@netcom.com, whose wisdom never lets anyone get too low. - and my life was born anew. > From amm Sat Dec 17 16:52:57 1994 your .plan is OOC Out Of Control If I told WIRED about it, then everyone would want a big .plan > From: Cynthia Ann Dutra Subject: Re: heidi devrie/nightfall I wouldn't miss Heidi's birthday for the whole wide-as-the-distance between-your-knees world. > From layla@echo.com Tue Dec 3 18:38:13 1996 Subject: here's an amusing piece of mail: - this guy wrote me, and happened upon my pages, because he'd been doing a search on 'running'. he's a runner in south africa. he then happened upon my link to our "permanent fiance" page and responded with this: - "I must admit there is another thing that got me interested in you. If I am not mistaken you are a lesbian? (I hope you don't take offence for me calling you that.) I have always been against homosexual relationships without trying to find out why some girls prefer girls and some guys prefer guys. So I thought if you want to we can chat about that. As an afterthought, you and your fiance' are both beautiful women, so I doubt the two of you will have a problem finding men." > From Jimmyb4gtr@aol.com Thu Dec 5 05:06:13 1996 Subject: Tripping Geek - Edie, Your page(s) kick major league ass. I loved every minute that you took me out of a paralysed body and had me completely whippy Toooo much fun. thanks...have a good life .......I just looked at the clock.... I spent the whole friggin' night with you HA! - Cheers and pint, j. boucher-Wyble jimmyb4gtr@aol.com Go ahead laugh at the address i had to learn to type! > From FIREBRAND@interact.net.au Sat Sep 20 01:36:04 1997 Subject: izzy ortiz - nice to see someone who appreciates the finer points of izzy. that said, your my kind of person, obviously a spice girl. - P.S Just what is a "Bitchen Stella" > From Ric3188@aol.com Mon, 4 Jun 2001 00:56:24 EDT your classy, trashy, flashy, and an angel all in one! > From heimdahl@new.rr.com Sun Mar 10 15:17:25 2002 Somehow or other, I ended up on your site (note to self, cut down on the drugs) Oh yeah, I was doing researh on the Cozumel blue crabs, Worthless link, as far as that was concerned. (They do look cool though, don't they?) However, I did admire your writing style in the review, and thus, brought myself to your homepage. In conclusion, nice site, I think I'll bookmark it and check it out in depth. With appreciation for your effort, -heimdahl- -------- Examples of how English is being used in different parts of the world: In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: - English well talking. - Here speeching American. -------- CARELESS WILLIE Willie, with a thirst for gore, Nailed his sister to the door. Mother said, with humor quaint: "Now, Willie dear, don't scratch the paint." { anonymous } -------- > From sco!jonl@ucscc.UCSC.EDU Mon Jan 7 22:26:41 1991 remember this for future reference: "adrienne, it's ok if you don't have a dick, and you don't need to bring my brother." > From laertes Wed Nov 7 18:15:15 1990 "not everybody is unaware of edie sedwick" -------- i can picture her playing piano...i can picture her voice on the radio... famous barmaid, i hear ya' singing...pour me a famous song...i could listen to your singing all night long... { exene cervenka } -------- "-NOTHING- heals slower than a broken toe.... 'cept, maybe, psychological scars....-cackle-" -me, nov 12, 1990 -------- i hate it i love you i hate that i need to know what you do when our love passed out on the couch {X} -------- X was like having sex with someone who was really intelligent... and a great fuck!! - Dave Alvin -------- i used to have a clue...but it's gone now. if you havent had enough torture, finger whore@deeptht.armory.com and almond@aldebaran.armory.com [but dont mail me there.. it will rot] or just do that web thing: http://www.7thsign.com/~izzy Ya ever... wondeR? CIAO Manhatten! You have no mail.